Aperture Desk Job

Kupfer

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"A free playable short made for Valve's new Steam Deck"


Valves first Deck "exclusive" game just announced.

First of March - for free. This is getting better and better.
 

Kupfer

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I've never played The Lab, but I'm curious to see if Valve can get more out of it than just this little gimmick.
 

Mattumanu

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I've never played The Lab, but I'm curious to see if Valve can get more out of it than just this little gimmick.
Cave Johnson saw this and he told me to give you this message.

"Hey Kupfer, Cave Johnson here. There's no such thing as gimmicks in my book. There's only Gimmee! Gimmee what my engineers have created!
Aperture Science DOES NOT do gimmicks. We do real science, and we're sciencing every day. Everything we've done from the long fall boots to the quantum tunneling device beats anything those idiots at Black Mesa have ever done, and that includes that Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator Eli Vance and his crap company thinks will change the world. We're changing the world one, wait... what's the thing we're selling now? What? Steam Deck. What's a Steam Deck? Call a meeting!

Any way, no gimmicks. That is all."
 

FlySwatter

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Will it have...

GLaDOS?
Wheatley?
A Jonathan Coulton song?

I'll play the game regardless, but each of the above omissions will be a dagger in the heart.
 
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